We’ve Been Living in the Dark Ages! – How America Needs to Ditch Paper for Water for its Toilet Hygiene Needs
We are living in interesting times. The pace of technological innovation has increased dramatically and the adoption of new technologies has had a positive impact not only our life expectancy, but on the quality of our lives as well. In only the last hundred years, at least 90% of American homes adopted stoves, electricity, cars, fridges, clothes washers, air-conditioning, color TV, microwaves, and cell phones, to name a few. One place where innovation has been largely absent has been in our bathrooms, especially when it comes to our toilet hygiene.
Since antiquity, humans have been using all kinds of items and methods to clean themselves. In 1857 a New York entrepreneur by the name of Joseph Gayetty invented the predecessor to the toilet paper: aloe-infused sheets of manila hemp dispensed from Kleenex-like boxes. Unfortunately for Gayetty, consumers were slow to adopt the product and soon became accustomed to wiping with the Sears Roebuck catalog – that is until the catalog began to be printed on glossy paper. Ouch! It wasn’t until 1890 that two brothers by the names of Clarence and E. Irvin Scott popularized the toilet paper roll and it became a mainstay of American toilet hygiene. In other words, we have been cleaning ourselves in a similar manner for over 125 years! We ditched the horse-and-buggy for the automobile around that time. We should do the same with toilet paper!
The perfect replacement for toilet paper is the attachable bidet. Bidets use an adjustable stream of water instead of paper to clean the nether regions. Imagine feeling “shower-clean” after every trip to the bathroom! For less than $100 and 15 minutes of your time, you can install one of our Superior Bidet attachments and completely transform your daily toilet hygiene. Once you use our product once, we are 100% convinced you will never go back to wiping! We’re so sure of this that if you purchase one of our models and are not 100% satisfied, you can return your bidet for a full refund – no questions asked! So get out of the Dark Ages and experience the clean that only a Superior Bidet can deliver!
1-Thompson, Derek. ” The 100-Year March of Technology in 1 Graph.” The Atlantic Mag. , 7 Apr. 2012. Web. 18 May 2016.
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